Saturday, November 27, 2010

Petty Letters from a Disappointed Cougar Fan

Dear Utes:

Yeah, yeah. You won. But just barely. . . so stop acting like you schooled us. You didn't.

Sincerely,
Emily


Dear Mothers of the Referees:

You failed.

Sincerely,
Emily


Dear Jake Heaps:

You are gorgeous and talented. I love you. Marry me?

Sincerely,
Emily

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