If you happen to find a random love note taped onto your dressing room mirror and it is filled with wording such as "our love is a love that is more than love" and "your sparkling eyes, your melodious laughter, your tantalizingly soft skin", DO NOT TAKE SAID NOTE SERIOUSLY. Especially if it is signed by a simply platonic friend and in the handwriting of another simply platonic friend known for her delightful sense of humor. DO NOT START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE YOU THINK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. Seriously. Did you really think that she would tear off a corner of the paper as "evidence of the romantic turmoil" her hidden love has caused her? Really? Didn't think so. Don't worry: she is not in love with you.
Sincerely,
Two Witty Juniors
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