Official Quote Wall
of Emily D Regis
"Quite honestly, the kisses aren't worth the slaps." - Taylor Smith
"Kick him in the face!" - Tyler Smith
"Winning is more important than honesty!" - Tyler Smith
"Little pig, little pig. Let me come in." - Melissa Regis
"Oh dear..." - Shanni Swenson
"Want to hear my morning dove sound? It's really cute." - Tiffany Erickson
"Actually, Bonnie, you're not in this number." - Erica Farnes
"Guess what! He has flaws! I mean, besides his personality." - Tiffany Erickson
"I don't care. I don't want a second date with you. I don't even want a first date with you." -Tiffany Erickson
"Hold your glass by the stem. No, not like an ogre!" - Colton Keddington
"It's the thought that counts." - Tiffany Erickson
"You reckoned correct." - Hanna Cutler
"I'm a ghost!" - Kendall Clinger
"Nice night, eh?" - Dallas Hileman
"Everyone is a beautiful daughter of God....except her." - Hanna Cutler
"I'm on a math buzz! Let's do something crazy!" - Mat Haskell
"We're not actually going to drink our chocolate milk in unision." - Melissa Regis
"Dang it! I never get to do the cool kid stuff!" - Andrea Regis
"Trust me, becoming old and senile is definitely a choice." - Maria Starkey
"Rate it on a scale of one to ten. If you score above a sixty five, you're probably okay." - Garrett O'Brien
"Wait, did we ride on an elevator to get up here??" - Melissa Regis
"Kevin..... open your window, Kevin...." - Kendall Clinger
"He's like Taylor's Vitamin C drink. You know it's disgusting, but you kind of want to try it anyway." - Tiffany Erickson
"He's like Mexican food. A little is good, but too much gives you the runs." - Tiffany Erickson
"Everything is in black and white except Harry so his red sweater POPS!" - Colton Keddington
"What happens in the Chamber of Secrets stays in the Chamber of Secrets." - Colton Keddington
"Thomas, you may not call your cousin Lipid." - Andrea Regis
"I think she's normal. She works at Spanky's." - Landon McKinnon
"Finish what you started! Not like Vietnam." - Colton Keddington
"Have a good day, Peasant." - Kendall Clinger
"I feel like I wasted a double thumbs up, and a double thumbs up should never be wasted." - Tyler Smith
"I milked that cow goodly." - Kendall Clinger
"Driving and shoes don't go together. They're like peanut butter and fish." - Adam Callister
"If someone ever tries to give me something like that and I pretend I like it, remind me that I hate it." - Melissa Regis
"Is that man really the janitor? He just made me a sandwich!" - Crystal Clinger
"If I die. . . call Colton." - Kendall Clinger
"I'm wearing a Mexican poncho. I'm sure that's what they wear to Conference in Mexico." - Mat Haskell
"We're at Village Inn. Your class is checked at the door." - Colton Keddington
"Nothing says respect like uneatable chocolate." - Kendall Clinger
"All we have left is hope, because sanity and dignity are long gone." - Tyler Smith
"If your sweater dress was a status update, I'd like it." - Tiffany Erickson
"Mary Shelley was the Megan Keddington of her day." - Tyler Smith
"I never want you to leave my house. . . " - Tyler Smith
"I would rather be a Benedict Arnold than a Brutus." - Kevin Rushforth
"Pretend you didn't say that, and then never say that again." - Tyler Smith
"If my name was Kavik the Man-Child, would you still be my friend?" - Kendall Clinger
"He and Tanner are friends. . . therefore, he and I are friends." - Colton Keddington
"Yeah! And I can wear a blazer and pencil in some chest hair!" - Mark Brand
"I would never wear a dress that short." - Kendall Clinger
"We call them 'bids'. Brothers In Dresses." - Kendall Clinger
"Some mysterious man was in the bathroom handing out music. . ." - Mr. Calderwood
"No more laughter. Just love." - Tyler Smith
"I didn't even see your face and it was funny!" - Alexis Newhouse
"Can I tell you a fact? Men are not as attractive when they're wearing spandex." - Kevin Rushforth
"Don't you imagine Frankenstein's monster being born in gray boxer shorts? I do." - Riley Huefner
"In other news, Kevin is wearing thermal underwear." - Kevin Rushforth
"With Kevin around, you do need a doorknob. And a lock." - Tyler Smith
"Tell Kevin to lay off the alcohol and text me when he's sober." - Kendall Clinger
"Vans are the ultimate assassin machines." - Colton Keddington
"But this is the only one that's binary!" - Mat Haskell
"Sometimes, I like to pretend my phone is a touch screen." - Tyler Smith
"That was the biggest lie of the century! And there's been some pretty big lies this century. . ." - Riley Huefner
"Jan Whittaker doesn't rule with iron fists. Jan Whittaker rules with iron calves." - Landon McKinnon
"All your love and happiness seeps out of you and into your mattress when you sleep. That's why you're so mean to me." - Bailey Lorimer
"No one likes that chair. It's ugly." - Andrew King
"I think I know him. Is he eternally grumpy?" - Andrew King
"Stand up. I dare you." - Garrett O'Brien
"Dear Santa: For Christmas, I would like a sombrero, a girlfriend, and a harmonica. On second thought, the sombrero and harmonica would suffice." - Chris O'Dell
"Nope. We will all die, unmarried and childless." - Melissa Regis
"Was he the star of the chess team? Was he the star of the Ninja Turtle club?" - Melissa Regis
"That doesn't sound natural. That sounds like you're possessed." - Tyler Smith
"I am definitely not an eyesore." - Kevin Rushforth
"What makes you think we're enthused? I'm not even wearing plaid." - Tiffany Erickson
"Kevin, shut up! Yes, Ma'am." - Kevin Rushforth
"You know what? No Twilight for you!" - Landon McKinnon
"I was just having a Fregley moment." - Tyler Smith
"What says Christmas more than apple crisp? A yarmulke." - Landon McKinnon
"That's why we love Landon! He's like a walking IMDB!" - Tyler Smith
"My favorite teddy bear's name is Chips because I name all of my stuffed animals after food." - Hanna Goodwin
"I remember because it had a dent in it, and I kept thinking 'Oh geeze. . .it has a dent.'" - Landon McKinnon
"The first thing we learn is that handwriting actually matters. . .Kevin." - Mrs. Drake
"That's like being half-pregnant. Your bed is either made or it isn't." - Brayden Wilcox
"Ooh! That was a Jane Austen burn!" - Claire Van Duzer
"I made a whole album last night. I call it 'Sleeping Angel'." - Hanna Goodwin
"You are who you eat!" - Audree Jones
"Just because we're talking to you, it doesn't mean you're invited." - Connor Hamblin
"Here's an idea: spray on wrapping paper!" - Travis Young
"You're #72. And do you know who's #71? Hitler. And #70? Voldemort. And he isn't even real!" - Landon McKinnon
"I used my nerx at the store. I like to fly my kyth." - Steffani Bybee
"They may be zombies, but they're law-abiding zombies." - Melissa Regis
"We make you live under the porch so you can grow. . . like a flower. . . under the porch." - Chaz Lundquist
"Give away your kisses like you give away your food." - Steph Jensen
"Have you ever broken your tailbone? That's a sight to see. You look like a baboon!!" - Landon McKinnon
"I sure hope the guys working on our roof aren't illegals." - Andrea Regis
"E leison. It sounds like a kind of bread. Like 'Can I have some lasagna?'" - Tiffany Erickson
"Let's occupy Kohl's!" - Mark Brand
"I just flex my jawbones. . . and I look chiseled." - Derek Marsden
"So you're saying that rainbows can't be angry?!" - Parker Wilson
"It's a PT Cruiser. Nobody rolls up in a PT Cruiser." - Derek Marsden
"Don't judge me because I swim differently than you do." - Tyler Smith
"You're a maniac! I always wanted to say that." - Kendall Clinger
"That's a really pretty green! Like mucus. Or hurl." - Hannah Jelsma
"It's funny when my dad does the laundry because I end up with random things in my pile. Like brown leggings. I don't wear brown leggings! I wear black ones." - Kendall Clinger
"Let's grab our fedoras and go see Joshua Radin." - Amy Beth O'Brien
"I'm down for a tickle fight every now and then." - Kendall Clinger
"But this pillow isn't even angry! It's just square." - Mark Brand
"On a scale from 1 to 10, are you two getting married?" - Kelsey Schwab
"I was edging the edge. . . with an edger." - Shay Lyons
"So I was at my cousin's honeymoon. . . wait, no. That's not what I meant." - Shay Lyons
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