Autobiography in Five Short Chapters

I

I'm reading a magazine.

It advertises this shirt.

I burt the shirt.

It's cute. I love it. I wear it everyday.

I'm sick of it.

I throw it away.

II

I'm reading the same magazine.

It advertises those pants.

They're cute. I love them. I wear them everyday.

They don't fit too well.

I throw them away.

III

I read the same magazine.

It advertises that scarf.

It's cute. I love it. I wear it everyday.

Everyone else wears the same scarf.

I give it away.

IV

I'm reading the same magazine again.

It advertises those shoes.

They're cute. I love them. I wear them everyday.

They hurt my feet.

I put them in the back of my closet.

V

I read the same magazine.

It advertises this skirt.

I wear shorts instead.